Ok, so we all know that Mr. Rajnikanth can do the highly impossible stuff in a jiffy. Whether it is counting to infinity twice or getting idlis at Mc Donalds, he can do everything. Or is it? Today, on this great Superstar’s birthday, I list down 5 things which I am sure even Rajni Sir will never be able to do it. If I hurt anyone’s feelings indirectly, well…………………………..don’t MIND IT!
5. Rajnikanth CANNOT stop Bollywood from ‘lifting’ :
With all the ‘creative’ people out there in this field – with the most ‘creative’ ways of getting inspired – I wonder how Rajni Sir is going to keep a tab on all the blatant copying done. With the Bhatts and the Pritams and the Anu Maliks and other ‘Rascala’s around, there’s only so much he can do.
4. Rajnikanth CANNOT make two Bollywood actresses to be friends :
If it’s difficult to keep two girls from fighting, it’s harder more so if they are our Indian beauties. And with Koffee With Karan at their disposal, Rajni Sir’s going to have a hard time.
3. Rajnikanth CANNOT predict the Indian weather :
I dare Rajni Sir to tell me EXACTLY when the summers will finally end, when will it be raining in the season its actually supposed to and if we ever will have a winter. If he can , then I will give him a Ferari!
2. Rajnikanth CANNOT make Katrina act :
Katrina’s a dedicated actor; she has dedicatedly given us a single expression in ALL her movies so far. I am sure there are some out those who wouldn’t agree with me – but I believe that being expressionless also counts as an expression .
1. Rajnikanth CANNOT predict the time I will be leaving office everyday :
Well, I don’t think I will elaborate on this one. I am sure those in the loop must have pretty much got it!